Bitch!

Grandma sent us treats in the mail last night. When Mommy opened up the little box, there was a lovely jar of Aquari-Yums (the moist ones!), and Grandma had even put a big pumpkin sticker on the lid. It was our Halloween present!

But did we get any of said treats yet? Oh, hell no. Kadi was being bad and really mauled Mommy something fierce, so the bitch wasn't in any mood to feed us treats. Normally, she will at least sneak me a couple because I am good. But Mommy was mad at me because I pooped on the hallway carpet instead of in the box and stunk up the house.

If only I had thumbs, I could open that damn jar myself! I am lying on the couch, looking at it ever so longingly. ...