Like diapering a cat

Mommy had a crazy dream in which she was carrying Kadi around in a blanket and had to change her diaper. HAHAHAHA!!! She couldn't figure out where the dream came from, but I know. My Grandma always says that she's gonna put diapers on us so that she doesn't have to deal with our litterbox when we go to visit her. She always complains about "piss crystals" on the walls. When Kadi gets into the box, she treats it like a sandbox and literally scoops up litter and throws it up into the air. Sometimes it sticks to the walls but more often just gets ground into the carpet when I waddle my ass over it.

Speaking of piss, oh did Mommy get mad at me. I cannot fit into our mid-sized litterbox if the lid is on it. But instead of backing into the box and nestling my behind onto the litter, I go in face-first and whatever gets into the box gets into it. Unfortunately, I ended up peeing all over the rubber mat she has at the entrance of the box, and even that overflowed and she had to scrub the carpet. Meh. She needed the exercise.

I was very annoyed, though, because when I pooped outside the box yesterday, she caught me as I finished up. So she picked me up and dropped me onto the pile-o-poo. I was highly annoyed because that meant she knows I'm the carpet shitter! I assumed she thought it was Kadi all this time. Rats!

I better go hide before she starts considering that diapering idea. *poof*