Stuck

Mommy bought a book of stamps today. You know how there are stickers inside a book that you peel so you can fold said book? Well, Mommy took those stickers out and stuck 'em to Kadi's empty noggin. Yup, the little shit had stickers on her head. She barely noticed. It took her a few minutes to realize that her fur was all stuck together, but it probably took her a good 20 minutes to actually knock the stickers loose. It was funny to see her with these big white strips centered vertically between her ears -- with her black fur, she looked like a skunk! Lawd knows her flatulent behind makes her smell like one, too!