Supercali(co)fragilistic
My Calico ass rocks. In fact, it rocked last night when I ripped a big cat fart and left some ass juice on Mommy's cobalt-blue sheets. She was just stripping the bed to wash said sheets, and there's a big, dried-up Hershey's kiss full of Maddie lovin'. *mwah!*
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eeeewwww! a hershey's kiss from the hershey highway.
Maddie, you're soooooooo lucky you don't live in my house. Be grateful you are blessed with such an understanding Mommy.
If you shit on my floor id kick your ass to japan!!!!
ewww...
me cat left a little piece under the blanket... who knows how long it had been there... cuz i don't make beds.
the more i think of it... YUCK!!!
Dear Maddie--
I think the comment from Kittywoman about kicking your ass to Japan was mean! Also, I hear your mommy got you a tomcat! I bet I have a bigger, furrier tail than he does!
Anyways, keep up the shitty work! kisses--AngelPieJoe
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