A cat with two faces?!?!
A cat was born in my Aunt Shan's home state of Oregon with two faces. Wow! That's a whole lotta pussy!
Me? I'd rather have two asses. Because I love my ass so. Double the shit, double the skid marks on the carpet!!!
I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!
A cat was born in my Aunt Shan's home state of Oregon with two faces. Wow! That's a whole lotta pussy!
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Wow...that's crazy.
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