Plus-sized puss
Mommy changed the litterbox yesterday -- fumigated it and vacuumed around it and filled it with new liners and new litter.
Whereupon I pissed on the rug right next to it.
It's not my fault -- I'm a plus-sized puss. I got most of me over the litter but left my ass hanging out over the side. And her rug is blue, yellow and green anyway -- at least my contribution to it blended in!
I enjoy being a puss. ...
posted by Miss Maddie @ 6:40 AM
5 Comments:
I was looking for something else entirely when I came upon this. This is so damn funny, especially since my sister's cat shit all over her bathroom curtain last night.
Dear Miss Maddie,
I'd like to point you to this interesting article that I found: "House Soiling."
Signed,
Barb
You're right, of course. It's not your fault, Maddie. Maybe you just need a 'KingSize' Litterbox. ;)
Well Maddie, at least you pee next to the litterbox. My cat Maddie pees everywhere, even on the bed while I'm in it.
Our "kingsize" Nixon tended to hang her furry ass over the side of the litter box, too. Now we have a HUGE litter box that is like a small sandbox (it was actually a doggie litter box, but we don't tell her that.) No more ass hanging problems. They are hard to find, though.
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