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Mommy needs to get her fat, drunk ass off of the couch and feed us. And my luck, it'll be that nasty dry cereal shit that she always gives us.
I can't wait till she wakes up -- I shat on the rug AND puked in the expensive shoes she left by the front door. Heh. She didn't even wake up to hear me retching.
I think I'm gonna go drag my ass along the floor now and draw a pretty picture for Mommy when she wakes up. I think I have enough residual poo in my ass to even color in the picture,and I can always piss in it to make it yellow! Let's see, I'm gonna draw, hmm, well -- a pile of shit! That will be EASY to fill in!!! HAH.
posted by Miss Maddie @ 11:30 AM
3 Comments:
Haha, Maddie! That will teach her to feed you that crap! Our mom gives us 'diet' food. DIET! UGH!
Dear Miss Maddie,
Because I didn't move my "lazy ass" quickly enough to feed my cats yesterday, which meant that Hopper was tormented by the boys, she left a wonderfully steaming pile of shit on top of the bed. I nearly sat on it.
Fortunately, I have been keeping my new, expensive purse out of her reach where she can neither shit nor puke in it.
Signed,
Barb
This site is too funny! :)
Glad I happened upon it.
Meow.
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