The Great Poohdini

Mommy had the audacity to leave me alone with Kadi for FIVE WHOLE DAYS while she decided to 'ho around Las Vegas. Yeah, sure, she said it was a work trip, but she looked more hungover than jet-lagged when she got home yesterday morning!

Anyway, I had to give her credit, because she bought a bunch of litterboxes and lined them up side-by-side in Pooh Corner on our little rug. It was like using a public restroom -- I had so many toilet choices, my ass nearly exploded!

I pooped in each box several times, but my favorite thing was pooping BETWEEN the boxes. Hah -- bet she didn't anticipate THAT, did she now?!?!

I was sure to wipe my ass liberally on the carpet. I hope she appreciates how hard I worked to write "Welcome Home" with my butt, 'cause I sure got the rugburn to prove it!