I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Monday, June 19, 2006

Fellow bread loaf


Carpet Barging
Originally uploaded by kukkamaria.
I saw this photo of Empress Kukka, and I loved it. I sit like that all the time too, especially if I've just taken a wet shit and I can lie on Mommy's clean laundry that she's folded but never put away 'cause she's lazy.

Anyway, my fur is so long that it stands up on end at my hind legs. Mommy always calls me "Flock o'Seagulls Ass" because my butt looks like a bad '80s hairstyle, flat in the middle and spiked at the sides. Asshole! Mommy's ass looks like a friggin' bouffant, if we're gonna compare!!!

1 Comments:

At 4:58 AM, Blogger IndigoSunMoon said...

It's good to hear that your Mommy is still around. I was beginning to get worried!
Does she have a new blog?, and if so tell her to email me the link.
Connie

 

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