Whoops
Mommy was washing some pantyhose in the bathroom sink from which I long to drink. They were soaking in soapy water, and she had left the room for awhile.
I thumped up to the counter to wait for her to turn on the faucet for me, when lo and behold I saw it plugged full of water! I was overjoyed. I might have even danced. But I definitely flicked my tail.
Aaaand, that's where our story begins.
Mommy had just opened a brand-new box of Tampax and left it on the counter. But I? knocked it over ... into the sink full of wet pantyhose!
I tried to run, but Mommy caught me wet-pawed as I dived into the kitchen like I'd been there all along. Hoo boy is she a crankier bitch than usual with no dry/usable tampons. Hee hee -- if Maddie ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
posted by Miss Maddie @ 10:30 PM
2 Comments:
Ok, that's smooth.
I did expect a story that connected wet pantyhose to that scene in Lady and the Tramp, a la spaghetti. Pantyhose chews well, ya know? Soapy water doesn't taste so great, but pantyhose are delightful, especially "taupe"-flavored.
-Mojo
yer funnier than heck, oh maddie girl. and beautiful, too.
my cat has his own drinking glass on the bathroom counter and he loves to pull the q-tips out of their nearby open glass container and into his water. he's a doozie. of course, tampons trump q-tips any day.
hugs,
katie
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