I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Splash!

Mommy was sitting on the floor last night, drinking fruit punch from a water bottle. Kadi wasn't thinking (as usual!) and while Mommy had the bottle to her lips, Kadi bum-rushed her and knocked her in the elbow (of the hand holding the drink).

What a mess! Fruit punch flew up Mommy's nose and all over her face and clothes. Fun! In a remarkable show of restraint, Mommy got up and cleaned the red mess off herself without a word, just grateful the carpet hadn't gotten christened. I was hoping Kadi would get yelled at (as I had just gotten yelled at for leaving a big ol' shit streak on the pretty carpet), but damn, nothin'!

5 Comments:

At 7:33 PM, Blogger Feline Oligarchy said...

Life just isn't fair is it? Just too bad you didn't have a camera handy to catch the fruit juice all over your Mommy!

 
At 6:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi im maddie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a person kthanksbyte;

 
At 5:38 PM, Blogger Victor Tabbycat said...

I'll nefur unerstand beans.

 
At 9:02 PM, Anonymous erin said...

Maddie, I've been following your exploits for awhile now - you never cease to make me giggle.

 
At 8:50 PM, Blogger Beau Beau & Angie said...

Bwhhaahaa! That musta been funny. I bet not to funny for her though. How come they always get to take picshurs of us but we don't get to take them of them in an uncompromising moment?

 

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