I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Ingenious!

I found something nifty for us kitties who want to drink from our faucets but our Mommies are too fucking lazy to get up offa their butts and turn them on for us -- the Touch-Free Faucet Adapter at ThinkGeek.com is neat! That means we could just waddle up to our basins and use our kitty mind control to turn on the water when we want it!!! Oh, it is so sweet.

I mentioned it to Mommy and she told me that as soon as I earn the $60 that it costs, she'll gladly pay shipping. She also said to help Satan lace up his ice skates while I'm at it. Selfish whore!!!

2 Comments:

At 11:04 AM, Blogger Ayla said...

OMG. I so want one of those. The Mom got us one of those kitty fountains but I have to share it with the Brats and their slobber gets in the water. This is just purr-fect for me. Moooooooooom!

 
At 6:43 PM, Blogger Rhys said...

Oh man, when I saw the name of your blog I just HAD to come over. And then I saw all the kitties...I am smitten!

 

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