No poos on the carpet?
Mommy has a strict no-shoes-in-the-house policy, but today she realized how stupid and worthless it is when I shit on the carpet every other day and wipe my ass on it twice a day. Really, what's worse? She might as well just track mud through the house so I can stop getting all the blame for making the carpet look like that!
posted by Miss Maddie @ 12:43 PM
4 Comments:
You shit on the carpet.
My cat treats my used sofa like her own personal commode. I can't even settle in to watch TV without coming up reeking of cat piss. And all the Nature's Miracle in the world won't make her stop, either.
I don't know which cat is worse.
Maddie, might I suggest a nice cork in your ass, or failing that, a diaper?
sounds like you are just trying to make Mommie keep her shoes on... I mean how many landmines can you trip before you realize barefoot is no way to run the gauntlet?
and poor Av... have that kind of couch - the cat mommie of the house thinks if she puts a blanket over the cushions no one will notice - I'm moving ON MY BIRTHDAY to a catless abode.
dogs shit outside. then it rains. done!!
My Lucy wipes her ass on the comforter on my bed. WHY?? Why do you do that? Her heiny is pretty clean so the only thing I can think is that she has an itchy ass or she needs those anal glands expressed by the vet. Ewwwww....
It sounds very similar to the charade being played out in our apartment. Anyone who dares cross my threshold without first removing their shoes, is immediately lambasted. Meanwhile my two ginger cats are hoarking up hairballs, projectile vomiting and tracking litter box goodies all over the light beige carpet, as I follow them around with a spray bottle of carpet cleaner and a scrub brush!
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