To eat, perchance to poop
Everyone keeps telling Mommy to take me to the vet because I insist on crapping on a special spot on the living room rug every two days. Whether the box is clean or not, I default to my favorite spot, and everyone seems to think it's a medical condition.
Look, under Cat Law, I am expected to:
1. Sleep as much as possible
2. Shed, preferably onto Mommy's dark work clothes
3. Eat everything put before me
4. Poop, bountifully and plentifully
5. Wipe my ass on the floors, walls and other stationery objects so that I do not have dingleberries hanging from my long fur.
How can you punish/heal a cat for doing what the Kitty Gods have put her on this earth to do?!?!
Mommy's so fed up, she's decided SHE is just going to crap on the floor too because the house already smells like my ass. Hey, that's MY job!!! Shit, if she's gonna be wiping her ass on the floor too, I might as well just use the litterbox just to be a rebel!
posted by Miss Maddie @ 8:40 AM
6 Comments:
The only way for your mom to stop you from shitting in that same spot every couple of days or whatever is buy cleaning it with Simple Solution. Or she could just snip that part of the carpet out with a pair of scissors. Or maybe place a litterbox over it?
But you don't really care, Maddie, do you? ;)
i just found your blog through a link from mc and loki's blog.
i have to say that i've only read the most recent post and i was laughing so hard tears almost came.
i love you maddie!
Get the cat checked out. My cat was going in the kitchen instead of her box and I thought it was just her not wanting to use the box (it was clean). I took her in eventually and it turned out she was anemic and had an infection. She passed away a few days after that. I'd get her checked out, just for peace of mind.
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This is funny, in an ironic kinda way. If my kitties do that, I am gonna go up the roof. I am also curious, how does you cat wipe their ass on the floors? I wonder if mine ever did, when I am not at home.
Do keep us updated if you managed to solve the problem.
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