HAI from Florida
I'm still here. I don't really blog anymore because I ran out of places to crap. But I'm in a new apartment in Florida (a long way from D.C.) and boy, the crapping I did during the 16-hour drive PLUS in our new, bigger apartment has been wondrous!
Mommy got a carpet-cleaning bill from our last apartment for $650. On top of the security deposit they seized. All because of my big fat wet stinky ass. I rule!
Here I am on the first day in our new house. The water is kind of nasty here, but it's hot down here and I am one dehydrated kitty.
Anyway, I don't have anything else to say, but I am off to find the one square inch of carpet on which I have not yet wiped my butt. ...
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