Princess and the Pee

Mommy goes out of town a lot, so in addition to the master litterbox that's hidden in the pantry, she likes to buy those flimsy disposable litterboxes so that she can bag it and toss it when she comes home. I am a plus-sized puss but I do so adore the tiny toilets because if I miss, she can't bitch at me too much.

So today, she was very mad at me because she'd bought two of the disposable litterboxes but had left them on the floor, unopened. As you probably know, there's a thin layer of litter in each, covered by a label that you have to take off so that we can get to the litter.

Well, as Mommy didn't want us to use the boxes till she leaves later this week, she didn't open them. But I wanted to feel like Princess and the Pee Pea, as the boxes were stacked, and I went ahead and pissed all over the box anyway. She just went to clean up a suspicious poop stain in the rug when she saw that the litterbox was soaking wet. Heh -- I was so excited that she's going away, I couldn't contain myself!!