14 carat fuckup
Raspberries to the Wal-Mart customer who tried to cash a million-dollar bill for a small purchase so she could get change. Dumbass.
Someone I used to know sells million- and billion-dollar bills. They’re realistic but nobody in their right mind would mistake them as authentic. Not even your average unwashed, inbred Wal-Mart employee, apparently. I have to give Wallyworld some credit for actually hiring a competent employee for a change!