Hah.
Remember the asshole who stood me up on Tuesday? Here’s an email from him that I promptly deleted — like he did to a brilliant one from me, where I casually pointed out that his profile says he’s seeking a “male for casual or serious relationship” (I wasn’t lying … I know he’s into chicks, but the thing really was written incorrectly! Anyway, I listed that line in my email and said that HAD to be why he didn’t want to meet me!). LOL. At any rate, check out the subject line … whatta joke!!!
Subj: Not a Total Jerk
From: Misfit Thinker (::appropriate, eh? — Cavalier::)
” ‘Cavalier,’
I want to apologize for what happened earlier in the week. I am not a total jerk–just mostly when I deal with women. Actually, I realized this week that I am far from over my previous relationship, and am still in love with my ex-girlfriend. Not that that excuses my behavior, but I wanted you to know it was not personal.
Jeff ”
Nah, he’s a total jerk. That, and the poster child for the benefits of abortion. 😉 Think of all the women’s lives who would not have been ruined by his existence. If only. … 😉
I wanted to email back that his choice of subject lines in emails to me are consistently off-target, but then again, responding to this dickhead makes it look like I care. Which I don’t. Chapter CLOSED!!!