8 years, 3 months.
Yes, those of us who had a good time celebrate anniversaries and milestones.
It’s what people with real hearts do.
I tried to slip out. But lo, Hashhag made that Really Fucking Difficult. And today, Impossible.
When I get dragged through hell, I learn to reign over it.
What did I do?
I fucking smiled.
That’s all I had to do.
Go fish, bitch.