Alphabet soup
I swear, after reading really shitty submissions from the many Veggie Patch offshoot divisions, I have to support Shawn’s wish that the Pulitzer Prize Committee gave out awards for editing. Somebody remove the Exacto knife from my jugular, please!
Cruise Director here at Club Medicated wants me to get Shan’s passwords and the keys to her files. Heh. Good luck. Sister ain’t picking up her phone, not that she ever wanted our screwy colleagues nosing through her stuff more than they already do. They’ve already accessed her voice mail, and let’s just say that I know I left two messages for her bitching about the place. Heh again.
I’m liking having a new employee. Leaves me more time for blog-reading. w00t!