Did I mention I gave up smoking again this year?

So I’m awake and having a nic fit. Before I run, not walk, to the 7-11 that’s shining its light into my lava-lamp-and-candle-infested bedroom — like the Carpathia to a Titanic survivor — for a pack of Marlboro Ultra Lights, I’m attempting to amuse myself with the Internet. It’s not working. I am going to have plans next Saturday night if it KILLS me!!! So, who wants to take me out? lol. Reserve me before Tuesday!!!

At any rate, temporary amusement provided by this Dysfunctional Care Bears quiz was provided via Jimmy. OK, is anyone surprised by the results?!?!

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Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?

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Oh, and while we’re on the subject, since nobody’s donating to my PayPal or Amazon Honor System tin cups on the right of the page, I will be adding a new button that will be more valuable to ALL donors. Thanks to Ren for the idea!

Oral Sex Donations Accepted

CLICK AND LICK, MY FRIENDS! CLICK AND LICK!!! PLEEEEAAAASSEEE?!?!?!

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