Friday Five

Oh, why do I bother?

I’m answering in terms of pubic hair only:

1. Is your hair naturally curly, wavy, or straight?

When I let it grow, it has sort of a wave. But I trim the hedges quite frequently, so it stays straight and tidy.

2. How has your hair changed over your lifetime?

I used to tweeze it, but that took too much work, so I decided that the military buzz-cut worked much more efficiently for me.

3. How do your normally wear your hair?

Like Hitler’s mustache. And usually as a hat for someone’s head, when I’m lucky.

4. If you could change your hair this minute, what would it look like?

I think a weave and some cornrows would be hysterical. And make it blonde.

5. Ever had a hair disaster? What happened?

I have an allergy to Nair. ‘Nuff said.

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