Fun with search strings
Some of this month’s top searches to date that led them into the abyss of my carbohydrate-craving psyche:
Wash the coochie
LOL — One of my all time favorite songs. Find it on my server here.
And it’s always raining in my head lyrics staind
The song’s called “Epiphany” my friend. Excellent taste in music, although “Wash the Coochie” kicks its ass anyday.
As she ate her sister’s shit
Um. … And did they search for the next term?
Aunt placed me over her lap
Jesus H. And then what?
Daddy vibrates my vagina
Sick fucks. Incest is best, relatively speaking (apparently).
Cats poop on carpet when pissed off
You really need to read Maddie’s site for tales of pissy pussies who poop and puke on demand.
Cuz your coochie stank
Um. *sniff* Freshly washed, as always. Move along.
Fat shit cat
Maddie can help you better than I can.
Grim reaper dancing in pitchers
In PITCHERS? I tend to dance BECAUSE of what’s IN the pitchers myself.
Halushki
Umm, cabbage and noodles. … (fucking carbs)
Handcuffs try them on
When ya comin’ over to try them out?
How do geminis survive a breakup
Easy. Show them the door. Go fuck someone else. Amazing what a hot piece of ass can do to dissipate any residual anger.
How do mountain people keep warm\houses clothes
I’m sure they snuggle up and fuck a lot. No clothing necessary.
Hurricane isabella pepco
Can’t speak for Pepco, but Dominion didn’t impress me in the least. Damn week without electricity and hot showers.
King of the veggie patch
Ah, the CEO of my company!
Kitty porn
What Maddie downloads when I’m at work.
Liz claiborne cat collars
And Maddie is adorable in hers. You just can’t see it through her mass of fur.
TGI Fuck Day
Who’s offering?
Janet Jackson’s boob on Craig’s List
Was it detachable? Fifty cents, and that’s my final offer.
Counselors for OCD in Ireland
I happen to be able to help you: OCD Ireland, courtesy of a dear old friend across the Pond.
Glad to be of service.