God, I wish my work were done. …
But until then, here’s a joke to tide ya over. …
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a
bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled, and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, “T-G-I-F.”
The man smiled back to her once again said, “S-H-I-T.”
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, T-G-I-F means Thank Goodness It’s Friday. “Get it, duuhhh?”
The man answered, “S-H-I-T” means Sorry Honey, It’s Thursday!!”