I’d rather have a button that extends the weekend. …
This image at least took some of the sting out of being humiliated both yesterday and today at work (today was more public — yesterday my ideas were quietly stolen although I did get some amount of thanks for my proactiveness). I figure they could write me up for insubordination, but how do you punish a staff member for volunteering to do MORE work?
UPDATE
Alternate buttons, courtesy of Shan
Eliminate Stupid Employees
Blow Boss’ Mind
Give Boss a Clue
Get Boss to Use Creative Ideas
Enhance Meds
Find Better Job
Restore Wasted Career
Help Me Jesus!
Alternate buttons, courtesy of moi
Fumigate Bathroom
Stop Nonsense
Beat CEO with Cluestick
Extinguish Compulsion to Injure Idiots
Get Me Off the Short Bus!