Mindless drivel
1. What brand of toothpaste do you use?
Whatever’s at the dollar store.
2. What brand of toilet paper do you prefer?
See No. 1 above.
3. What brand(s) of shoes do you wear?
If it came from Payless or Tarzhay, it’s on my feet.
4. What brand of soda do you drink?
I’m madly addicted to Diet Cherry Coke. Can’t find it in too many stores, so I usually end up with Diet Coke.
5. What brand of gum do you chew?
Carefree bubble gum.