My true fairy tale …
10 minutes ago, he saw me
He looked up when I walked through the door
My head started reeling, he gave me the feeling
The room had no ceiling or floor. …
You Get Off on Cinderella!
You’re not sure why, but the idea of being a servant (or owning one) turns you on:
Nothing like French maids, English butlers, and German discipline!
Who cares whether ’tis better to serve or be served?
Either way you can’t wait to get down and wear the wax off that kitchen floor.
Don’t worry though, the clean freak in you will start scrubbing immediately afterwards.
Once a germophobe, always a germophobe.