Now I’ve heard everything
Rejected title: The Wizard of Awes
Okay, so I volunteered to assist at the opening party of my organization’s annual conference. I did this not knowing what the theme would be.
The theme, you ask? “The Wizard of Oz.” Hand-picked by Pride Fag, our fearless leader.
*roflmfao*
He’ll probably dress as Dorothy.
Someone in the room asked, “Can I bring my dog to play Toto?” I stifled the urge to say, “No, that’ll be Pride Fag’s boyfriend.” *snerk*
This was announced in a meeting today. I almost fell out of my chair laughing. I don’t know if anybody else in the room had a concept of what a big gay icon it is (the movie, not our leader). I suggest we just make the ballroom a big gay disco and sell drugs instead of drinks.