Oh for fuck’s sake
I just cleaned out the litter station (20 pounds of poop, I kid you not!) and was in the bathroom drying my hair when Kadi (aka Short Bus Cat) went into her box and decided to have diarrhea. The problem? She missed the litterbox entirely, so there’s a good two pounds of runny, slimy shit on my rug. So I must clean it immediately. But first. …
Must. Kill. Cat. Now. …