Old friends are the best friends
My ride-or-die just reappeared.
Friend: You got a brother-in-law for me yet?
Me: I got as close as I’ve ever been. But, yeah. No.
Friend: I normally charge but, for you, ass-wupping-grams are always delivered free.
Me: I have a better idea …
Friend: I’m on the next flight out. I got you, girl.
The only thing better than a pissed-off goddess is two of us.
Well, three, really …