Quiz time!
In response to “Which STD Would I Give to My Ex,” this one is pretty appropriate, although I did have to ask myself *which* ex to have in mind. 🙂
You Should Give Your Ex Crabs!
Your ex didn’t really hurt you, you just dislike certain things about him.
Give him crabs and tiny 1/8 inch animals will live inside his pubic hair, making him itchy.
Crabs are easily treated with medicine that is put on the pubic hair.