‘See You in Hell’
Creationists, The Pope
Circle I Limbo
Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, Rednecks
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Bill Gates, Militant Vegans
Circle IV Rolling Weights
People who dump their shit on you but don’t really care how you’re doing, DMV Employees
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
People who put their kids on the phone to talk to you, People who say, “I wish I could help” but then never do anything to help
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
PETA Members
Circle VII Burning Sands
Republicans, People who won’t go the fuck away
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
General asshats
Circle IX Frozen in Ice