Severe Weather Alert from the National Weather Service
ARLINGTON/FALLS CHURCH/ALEXANDRIA VA
… WIND CHILL ADVISORY IN EFFECT UNTIL 11 AM SATURDAY…
IT’S FUCKING COLD! GET IN YOUR GODDAMNED WARM HOUSES AND STAY OFF THE ICY ROADS AND QUIT CAUSING ACCIDENTS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
MAKE SURE THAT ALL EXPOSED SKIN IS COVERED … UNLESS YOU’RE HOT AND IN DAWN’S BED. THERE, YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO WEAR AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE.