Some days it isn’t even worth scrubbing your butt, I tell you
To “cap” off a banner day, I just swallowed the temporary cap on my tooth. Dentist tomorrow.
Oh, the joy of losing time during a holiday-shortened week.
Speaking of losing time today, I lost the whole morning due to [comment redacted before I even typed it].
Now, whether to bother Googling what could happen after swallowing a hunk of cement …