The junk pile
Alternate headline: Things I haven’t used in a year
Wave goodbye to things that I have (sadly) had no use for lately:
1. KY Jelly tube (open for too long)
2. Pack of birth control pills (expired!)
3. Two containers of Astroglide
4. The Plan B pill
5. Assorted condoms (expried again!)
It occurs to me that everyone I’ve slept with in the past year, I’d only slept with once. New goal: regular fuck buddy. Any takers?!?!