Unveiled
From the “Awww, I feel so bad! Not!!!” files, Muslims must bare head in passports.
Look, if I can’t wear a hat and have a beer bottle in my driver’s license photo (in what would be a true depiction of me, were I ever pulled over for a DUI), then ain’t nobody should be wearin’ veils and turbans and shit in their official photos. While we’re at it, though, can we also mandate that they wear deodorant? I am not looking forward to getting on a plane this month anyway, and I doubt everyone on board will be able to “raise their hands if they’re Sure!”