When it rains, it whores
Er, pours. Christ, I don’t know what the fuck I’m saying today!
Cat costs: $200
DMV: $81
Car wash: $10
Steering wheel cover: $1
Flat tire: $25
Property taxes and penalties: $188
Fuel to run all over Creation: $14
Smokes, gum and iced tea for the ride: $6
Traffic ticket: um, can’t remember, but it’s a LOT
Telling the Property Tax guy, after he asked me if I knew where to place my tax sticker and I replied, “Yes, I know exactly where I can stick it.”: PRICELESS