You just can’t spell happiness without ‘penis’
One of my boys once advised me that when I can’t get anything done on my own, to just borrow someone’s penis. Since, I guess they don’t take things that come out of my little girl-brain seriously.
And nothing makes me more nuts than people asking about things that aren’t done that I requested 16 months ago. Things that I asked about again as recently as last month.
Do I bother producing the old requests or do I still look like a moron that I make so many requests, I can’t keep up with them?
Or do I try to find a big enough penis that I can just beat people unconscious with it?
