And furthermore
So you can’t wear dress shorts.
You can’t leave your blinds open overnight.
You can’t leave groceries and the sammich your momma made you with her hurting little hands in the fridge if your name isn’t on them.
And good people are shown the door but certain others have job security for life.
And all these roads lead to exactly ONE place.
Seriously. Messing with a fat girl’s food means the fangs are bared and looking for an ass to chew out.