Because you know I can’t resist a good meme
Especially a music meme. Behold the weird shit I hear in an average hour:
“So. The meme. It asks questions, you put your media player on “shuffle” and let it answer the questions.”
How does the world see you?
“I’m Gonna Be Alright” — Jennifer Lopez
Will I have a happy life?
“Breaking the Chains” — Dokken
What do my friends really think of me?
“I Can’t Get Enough of Your Love” — Barry White
Do people secretly lust after me?
“Gimme Some Lovin” — G. Love and Special Sauce
How can I make myself happy?
“Just Be” — DJ Tiesto
What should I do with my life?
“Something’s Gotta Give” — LeeAnn Rimes
Will I ever have children?
“Your Lucky Day in Hell” — Eels
Editor’s note: I promise I’m not cheating!
What is some good advice for me?
“Freak Like Me” — Sugarbabes
How will I be remembered?
“Poetry Man” — Phoebe Snow
What is my signature song?
“My Guitar Lies Bleeding in My Arms” — Bon Jovi
Editor’s note: Knowing my all-consuming love of Bon Jovi, I’m convinced iTunes has become a Ouija board today. Scary!
What do I think my current theme song is?
“Crazy Train” — Ozzy Osbourne
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
“Honey (Bad Boy Remix)” — Mariah Carey f/Mase
What song will play at my funeral?
“Walking in Memphis” — Marc Cohn
Editor’s note: Eerie. See the lyrics below:
“Saw the ghost of Elvis
On Union Avenue
Followed him up to the gates of Graceland
Then I watched him walk right through.”
What type of men/women do I like?
“Give Me Tonight (Jonathan Peters Factory Mix)” — Shannon
Editor’s note: That answers that. What kind do I like? Any. Like in a restaurant, I’ll take “First available”!
What is my day going to be like?
“Tomorrow Night” — Patty Griffin
“Your lips are so tender, your heart is beating fast
And you willingly surrender to me, but darling will it last
Tomorrow night will you be with me when the moon is bright
Tomorrow night will you say those lovely things you said tonight.”