Dispelling the myth
Sure, time seems to fly when you’re having fun. But when you’re having one of those days in which driving your car off a cliff and/or blowing your brains out doesn’t seem like the worst idea you’ve ever had, time still manages to elude you as well.
Read: It flies when you ain’t havin’ any fun, either.
Especially when it’s 5 p.m. and the one thing on your to-do list that needs to get done today (that usually takes several hours) hasn’t even been started yet, you realize that time didn’t just fly; it’s on its way to winning the race and you haven’t even pulled on your tennis shoes yet.
Do yourself a favor and kick your own ass before you put those shoes on, and then get down on your knees and thank God that your version of a half-assed effort is probably better than most people’s 100% effort. 😉