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There’s this delight online who can’t get me out of their head.
I peek in every couple of days to see if they should go as a sane person for Halloween, since no one would ever guess it’s them.
Check, check.
Which is it, was I just a blip and nothing and it wasn’t a relationship … or am I some ex-girlfriend who’s allegedly posting songs about an ex-boyfriend?
Also ya silly nincompoop, the song is about being in a relationship and meeting someone else new. And also ya friggin’ nut, it was on my car radio and I thought it had a good beat. I didn’t even look up the lyrics till you obsessed about it in (en?) tweet.
When you need help with that “sane person” costume, LMK.