Fun with horoscopes
This one was based on birthdate, so it may or may not apply to other Geminis:
“Someone who lives fairly close to you has stronger feelings for you than you think. You might not even know this person very well, Goddess, but don’t be surprised if you find yourself attracting some rather goofy looks from him today. Whether you decide to pursue this attraction or not, of course, depends on your situation. However, you need to be prepared to deal with it in one way or another.”
This is assuming, of course, that I would even pull my head out of my butt long enough to notice …