In which I’m now the asshole upstairsĀ
Old ladies downstairs were blasting their TV all night with the windows open.
I could take it till 12:15. Then I did an Irish jig, some booty poppin and some shit stomping around the house.
They turned the TV off.
Too bad I was too het up to fall asleep for four hours.
Now if I can get them to stop chainsmoking because it makes my momma sneeze …