Caterwauling

It occurs to me that I might be considered a threat to national security with my Listerine Pocket Mist and my water bra.

I’ll give up the breath spray, but damn it, the TSA had best not make me surrender my bra and make me put it in a Baggie for closer inspection.

If someone’s gonna feel up my scandalous underthings, I’d prefer to be WEARING them at the time, thankyouverymuch!!!

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