Nickel-and-diming
We all know I’ve been trying to tell my stupid apartment management since DECEMBER that I intended to vacate. So they never answer e-mail or pick up a phone, right? I went and gave my notice, only for them to fuck up and tell me I’m outta here sooner. So I went and got a new place for the adjusted (i.e., closer) date. And THEN I came home to a note saying I was LATE in giving my termination notice (?) and that I have to pay on the apartment till an even LATER date.
May Karma scorch your crotches even more so than she already has, you slimy mofos.