On idiots
It’s been a beautiful few days without Heifer. Who may be reigning in hell this week or something. Don’t know or care.
Heard that name at a meeting yesterday. Apparently someone proposed to this beast. And everyone rejoiced.
Except me. I don’t wish ill on anyone but you are never going to catch me wishing someone well who fired my friends, who is always finding fault with everything, who creates work where it is not needed and who basically is incoherent on a good day and snappish on a bad one.
I can’t really tell if anyone likes this jerk or if they are just genuinely nice people. I will go with the latter, since said jerk quitting and becoming a hausfrau doesn’t seem likely what with all the travel and conference and other perks they get.
I can’t imagine anyone missed my absolute lack of engagement at the news. And I’m the only one who didn’t type congratulations in the group chat.
I did however text the two employees she and her minion fired and said my toast is that she gets treated exactly the way she treats others.
Even they are like why are you even telling us. I’m like I know. It just feels like we are the only ones who look at this person and don’t see why they are so blessed with happiness and money and titles and promotions and the freedom to run roughshod over actual kind and productive human beings.
I imagine the other cunt who can’t stop posting about me would probably say I’m jealous. Bitch, choke on that water bottle you fellate.
I got plenty of mens on unread. (Hat-tip to Baby Girl Lisa who got mens in all 50 states.)
In fact, I do my level best to drive them away. All of them. The fact that they seem to love the neglect proves my point that men love the challenge, not necessarily the woman.
I’d pity this poor asshole who just wasted his money on jewelry and signed up for a ruined life.
And I’d fear that I have to chip in on a group gift or party.
But if this sucker doesn’t wise up soon, hell if all these suckers don’t wise up, that’s not a “me” problem.
One of my wishes is to not work at the same company with this person. I hope it doesn’t have to be that I have to leave for that to be possible.