Subtlety is NOT one of the services we offer
So my friend was telling me today about her boyfriend and said, “It’s our first holiday together!”
My response? A quick-and-curt, “And your last.”
*bonk*
I didn’t mean to be a party pooper — I just wanted to find the right way to tell her that he just radiates “asshole” vibes, and I think that pretty much summed it up. 😉
I give them six weeks, tops. And I hope she finds somebody MUCH more worthy of her time and energy.
You know how I say not to ask me for advice if you don’t want it? Fuck, I find a way to volunteer it anyway!