Things I’ll never understand
Going out of town and shit Tweeting about me 9x/day every day.
All that money spent for nothing. Sad.
I played hooky and skipped town today. I didn’t log into Twitter to post or to read.
I only had pleasant thoughts and deep gratitude for being so fortunate to have a safe, fun trip.
I suppose I should be flattered that when people see beauty, they think of me.