Caterwauling

… Yeah, you, you dumb bitch. The one at the I-270/495 split. The cumb dunt with the SNOWDRIFT on your roof.

Here’s the deal: You’re too short to brush the snow off your big, honkin’, gas-guzzling monster of a vehicle? Then it is mandatory that you drive it off the American Legion Bridge. Seriously, Samantha is too tiny and lightweight to compete with a snowdrift hurling toward her at 72 mph — I almost lost control of her, you ignorant fuck, becauuse of your laziness.

Say hi to Hitler in hell for me. And Dubya, Saddam, Bin Laden and Bill O’Reilly, when they get there. *mwah!*

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